Quotes

Rick O’Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies. 
Evelyn O’Connell: I think the feeling is mutual. 

Jonathan Carnahan: Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!  


Evelyn O’Connell:
 What is that god awful smell? 
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked.  


Jonathan Carnahan:
 You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.  

Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die. 
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language. 
  

Jonathan Carnahan: [to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets! 
[from trailer
[stopping a car before throwing the man out
Rick O’Connell: Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there’s a mummy on the loose. 


[from trailer
[upon seeing an army of the undead
Rick O’Connell: So these are the good undead guys, right? 


[from trailer
Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair. 


[from trailer
Alex O’Connell: Good going dad. You’ve raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements. 


[from trailer
Zijuan: [about Han] When the emperor built the great wall, he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more. 


[from trailer
Jonathan Carnahan: [to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets! 


Rick O’Connell: Here we go again! 


  

Evelyn O’Connell: [speaking of Rick fishing] At least you’ve got a hobby that doesn’t involve guns. 

 

 


Mad Dog Maguire: [seeing a dragon flying below them] Rick, should I give up drinking? 
Rick O’Connell: No. 


Jonathan Carnahan: Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass! 


Evelyn O’Connell: What is that god awful smell? 
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked. 


Jonathan Carnahan: You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch. 


Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die. 
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language. 


Rick O’Connell: I’ve put down more mummies in my time. 
Alex O’Connell: [scoffs] *One* mummy. 
Rick O’Connell: Same mummy. *Twice*! 

 

 


Rick O’Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies. 
Evelyn O’Connell: I think the feeling is mutual. 

 

 


Mad Dog Maguire: I’d tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any. 
[laughs
Rick O’Connell: [laughs] Why am I laughing?