“The only sensible way to live your life is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule.”

“You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.”

“Let’s not blow things out of proportion”

“Freak? Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is! It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.”

“I believe… whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.”

“It’s all part of the plan.”

“Let’s put a smile on that face!”

“This city deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to them.”

“Introduce a little anarchy…upset the established order…and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.”

“One thing I’ve learned is if you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

“I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.”

“Why so serious?”




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Gambol: [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn’t have my boy here rip your head off. 
The Joker: How about a magic trick? 
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table
The Joker: I’m gonna make this pencil… disappear. 
[Gambol’s thug walks over to kill The Joker, who pushes his face into the pencil and kills him
The Joker: Ta-daa! It’s… gone! 


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The Dark Knight (2008)

August 8, 2008

Batman: What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham’s white knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn’t hard. Y’see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little…push.
[last lines]
Lt. James Gordon: Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he’s not a hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector…a dark knight.
The Joker: [to Batman] We really should stop fighting, we’ll miss the fireworks!

The Dark Knight (2008)

August 8, 2008

The Joker: See, I’m not a monster…I’m just ahead of the curve.