Gambol: [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn’t have my boy here rip your head off. 
The Joker: How about a magic trick? 
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table
The Joker: I’m gonna make this pencil… disappear. 
[Gambol’s thug walks over to kill The Joker, who pushes his face into the pencil and kills him
The Joker: Ta-daa! It’s… gone! 

 

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