Tropic Thunder (2008) Quotes

August 17, 2008


Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude! 

Alpa Chino: Maybe I just knew I had to represent… 
Kirk Lazarus: Hot damn! 
Alpa Chino: …because they had one good part in there for a *black* man, and they gave it to “Crocodile Dundee”! 
Kirk Lazarus: [offended] Pump your brakes kid, that man’s a national treasure. 
Alpa Chino: I’m sorry a dingo ate your baby! 
Kirk Lazarus: You about to cross some fuckin’ line! 

Kirk Lazarus:
 I’m a lead farmer, mother fucker! 

Kirk Lazarus:
 Yo, assholes, this mother fucker’s dead! 
Tugg Speedman: [picks up severed head] I think I can spot a prop head when I see one! 
[people around him gag while he plays with the head]


13 Responses to “Tropic Thunder (2008) Quotes”

  1. travis Says:

    loved tom cruise’s lines. dude was a beast!

  2. Rick Says:

    This part was Nasty Funny

    JACK BLACK (Jeff Portnoy): Alpa If you untie me, I would littarly suck your dick right now…
    BRANDOM T. JACKSON (Alpa Chino): I told you for the last time… I LOVE THE PUSSY!
    JACK BLACK (Jeff Portnoy): I’ll cradle the balls… stroke the shaft… work the pipe… and swallow the gravy… Get it over here buddy let’s do this…

  3. Rick Says:

    the best part from Tom Cruise.

    (Rick Peck phone rings with the ringtone “Sometime when we touch”)

    Matthew McConaughey (Rick Peck): Perfect! Hey Tuggernuts I got you on speaker phone, I’m standing here with Les Grossman and he’s dying to tell you why he apparently wiped his ass with the TIVO clause from your contract.

    (Flaming Dragon): we are Flaming Dragon Speedman is with us now, for 50 million… you would get him back.

    Matthew McConaughey (Rick Peck): who is this… and how did you get this phone.

    (Flaming Dragon): we are Flaming Dragon… Simple Jack belongs to us now.

    Matthew McConaughey (Rick Peck): oh he does, does he… hey let me tell you something shit bird… I’ve never even heard of your little agency, but if you think you can pouch my client…

    (Flaming Dragon): send 50 million dollar or your new Si-Si-Simple Jack cant cause I’m going to kill him!

    Tom Cruise (Les Grossman): This is Les Grossman who is this…

    (Flaming Dragon): THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON!

    Tom Cruise (Les Grossman): oh ok! Framing Dragon; fuck face; first, take a big step back and littarly FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pampas hitten bullshit power play your trying to pull here, but agent Jack is my territory, so whatever your thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly fuck’n fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the fuck’n United Nation to get a fuck’n binding resolution to keep me from fuck’n destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother Fucker! I will Massacre You! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

    (Les Grossman hangs the phone up)

  4. Dan Says:

    Thats definitely the best part!

  5. J53Tropiciskickin Says:

    Tom Cruise has redeemed himself, the man mde my life in that movie!

  6. DEATHbobx032 Says:


  7. charliemac Says:

    I fucking love tom cruise

    this is the greatest quote ever

  8. Jim victor tembo Says:

    Tom cruise was so not him and it amused me.GOD he is great!

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  10. Anonymous Says:

    forgot the part after he says all that he looks back as hes walking away and says… hey ummm will you find out who that was??…

  11. scott Says:


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