Mamma Mia! (2008)

August 9, 2008

Donna: I grew up.

Tanya: Well, grow back down then!


Harry Bright: Is your father here? 
Sophie: [smiling] You tell me. 


[from trailer
Bill: We’re here for the wedding. 
[Sophie is frazzled
Sam Carmichael: You are expecting us? 
Sophie: [pause] Oh my god, yeah.  



[from trailer
Donna: You sound like you’re having fun already. 
Ali: Oh, we are! 
Donna: [woefully] I used to have fun! 
Ali: [giggles] Oh, we know! 
[Donna looks worried]  



[from trailer
Donna: There were three guys around the same time… 
Tanya: You shady lady!  



[from trailer
Sophie: I don’t care if you’ve slept with hundreds of men! 
Donna: I haven’t slept with HUNDREDS of men…!  



Sophie: I’ve invited my dad to my wedding. 
Ali: You found him!? 
Sophie: Well not exactly.  



Rosie: [to Tanya] This is very greek.  



Donna: [hugging Sophie] Look at my baby her whole life ahead of her.  



Sam Carmichael: Last time I saw your mother she said she never wanted to see me again.  



Donna: [to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it’s my mother.  



Rosie: [to Tanya] Typical you wait 20 years for a father and then three show up at once.  



Sky: It’s my last night of freedom… which is what some might see it, but for me it’s the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.  



Harry Bright: [on his sudden appearance for Sophie’s wedding] I took a spontaneous holiday.  



Donna: What are you doing here? 
Bill: I’m writing a travel piece. 
Harry Bright: I took a spontaneous holiday. 
Sam Carmichael: I thought I’d drop in and say hi.  



Tanya: [to Sophie] You probably don’t recognize me. 
Rosie: Not with all that plastic surgery.  



Harry Bright: [introducing himself] Bright. Harry Bright.  



Sophie: You took my mother’s guitar! 
Harry Bright: Borrowed. I got it for her. Cost me ten quid and my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. See? DS: Donna Sheridan. HB: Head Banger.  



Tanya: I’m old enough to be your mother! 
Rosie: Grandmother.  



Rosie: [to Donna, holding up Tanya’s underwear] Does she wear it or floss with it? 
Tanya: Floss you!  



Rosie: I’m a lone wolf!  



Sophie: [reading Donna’s diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.  



Harry Bright: Bugger. 
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.  



Donna: I grew up. 
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!  



Sophie: [Bill has just realized that he might be her father] There’s something else… 
Bill: Don’t tell me you have a twin sister.  



Sophie: But I love Sky. I love Sky more than anything.  



Tanya: [before singing ‘Does Your Mother Know’] Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned.  



Donna: I better be dreaming, you better not be here. 
Bill: You want me to pinch you Donna?  



Sam Carmichael: [after Donna falls on Harry’s air bed] You always knew how to make an entrance.  



Tanya: [talking about Donna’s money troubles and her life in general] Yeah, but are you being taken care of? 
Donna: What do you mean? 
Tanya: Are you getting any? 
Donna: Oh, you mean… 
[turns on the screw driver, making loud noises, then says to the screw driver:
Donna: Down, boy.  




One Response to “Mamma Mia! (2008)”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I will not be muscled out by an e-jaculation.

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