The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) – Quotes
August 9, 2008
Quotes
Rick O’Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O’Connell: I think the feeling is mutual.
Jonathan Carnahan: Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!
Evelyn O’Connell: What is that god awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked.
Jonathan Carnahan: You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.
Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die.
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.
Jonathan Carnahan: [to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!
[from trailer]
[stopping a car before throwing the man out]
Rick O’Connell: Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there’s a mummy on the loose.
[from trailer]
[upon seeing an army of the undead]
Rick O’Connell: So these are the good undead guys, right?
[from trailer]
Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair.
[from trailer]
Alex O’Connell: Good going dad. You’ve raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.
[from trailer]
Zijuan: [about Han] When the emperor built the great wall, he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more.
[from trailer]
Jonathan Carnahan: [to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!
Rick O’Connell: Here we go again!
Mad Dog Maguire: [seeing a dragon flying below them] Rick, should I give up drinking?
Rick O’Connell: No.
Jonathan Carnahan: Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!
Evelyn O’Connell: What is that god awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked.
Jonathan Carnahan: You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.
Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die.
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.
Rick O’Connell: I’ve put down more mummies in my time.
Alex O’Connell: [scoffs] *One* mummy.
Rick O’Connell: Same mummy. *Twice*!
[stopping a car before throwing the man out]
Rick O’Connell: Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there’s a mummy on the loose.
[from trailer]
[upon seeing an army of the undead]
Rick O’Connell: So these are the good undead guys, right?
[from trailer]
Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair.
[from trailer]
Alex O’Connell: Good going dad. You’ve raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.
[from trailer]
Zijuan: [about Han] When the emperor built the great wall, he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more.
[from trailer]
Jonathan Carnahan: [to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!
Rick O’Connell: Here we go again!
Evelyn O’Connell: [speaking of Rick fishing] At least you’ve got a hobby that doesn’t involve guns.
Mad Dog Maguire: [seeing a dragon flying below them] Rick, should I give up drinking?
Rick O’Connell: No.
Jonathan Carnahan: Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!
Evelyn O’Connell: What is that god awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked.
Jonathan Carnahan: You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.
Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die.
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.
Rick O’Connell: I’ve put down more mummies in my time.
Alex O’Connell: [scoffs] *One* mummy.
Rick O’Connell: Same mummy. *Twice*!
Rick O’Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O’Connell: I think the feeling is mutual.
Mad Dog Maguire: I’d tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any.
[laughs]
Rick O’Connell: [laughs] Why am I laughing?
