Tropic Thunder (2008) Quotes
August 17, 2008
Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!
Alpa Chino: Maybe I just knew I had to represent…
Kirk Lazarus: Hot damn!
Alpa Chino: …because they had one good part in there for a *black* man, and they gave it to “Crocodile Dundee”!
Kirk Lazarus: [offended] Pump your brakes kid, that man’s a national treasure.
Alpa Chino: I’m sorry a dingo ate your baby!
Kirk Lazarus: You about to cross some fuckin’ line!
Kirk Lazarus: I’m a lead farmer, mother fucker!
Kirk Lazarus: Yo, assholes, this mother fucker’s dead!
Tugg Speedman: [picks up severed head] I think I can spot a prop head when I see one!
[people around him gag while he plays with the head]
On the Waterfront 1954
August 8, 2008
You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
