The Dark Knight – The Best Joker quotes
August 9, 2008
“The only sensible way to live your life is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule.”
“You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.”
“Let’s not blow things out of proportion”
“Freak? Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is! It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.”
“I believe… whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.”
“It’s all part of the plan.”
“Let’s put a smile on that face!”
“This city deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to them.”
“Introduce a little anarchy…upset the established order…and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.”
“One thing I’ve learned is if you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
“I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.”
“Why so serious?”
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August 9, 2008 at 11:45 pm
[...] Best of Joker quotes [...]
August 10, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Why so serious?
August 11, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Who knows? :) btw the first comment is automatically generated.
August 11, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Whats your favorite quote i should add to the list?
August 11, 2008 at 10:51 pm
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August 26, 2008 at 10:16 pm
“No, you… you complete *me*..”
“You have nothing… nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”
September 2, 2008 at 6:51 am
I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one… I just… do… things
October 9, 2008 at 9:16 am
“Why so serious?” that’s the best, i think.
October 26, 2008 at 3:31 am
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
October 29, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Madness is like gravity, all it takes is one push…
December 12, 2008 at 5:47 pm
how does th e joker do that awesome thing with the pencil where does it go i know its special effects but it is still mind blowing
December 13, 2008 at 12:21 pm
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
January 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm
The pencil went into his eye socket… lol
June 6, 2009 at 6:42 pm
mhmh
June 6, 2009 at 6:44 pm
this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object… you wont kill me out fo some misplaced since of self-righteousness and I, won’t kill you, well because your just too much fun.
October 21, 2009 at 10:13 pm
You know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.