Mamma Mia! (2008)
August 9, 2008
Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!
Harry Bright: Is your father here?
Sophie: [smiling] You tell me.
[from trailer]
Bill: We’re here for the wedding.
[Sophie is frazzled]
Sam Carmichael: You are expecting us?
Sophie: [pause] Oh my god, yeah.
[from trailer]
Donna: You sound like you’re having fun already.
Ali: Oh, we are!
Donna: [woefully] I used to have fun!
Ali: [giggles] Oh, we know!
[Donna looks worried]
[from trailer]
Donna: There were three guys around the same time…
[giggles]
Tanya: You shady lady!
[from trailer]
Sophie: I don’t care if you’ve slept with hundreds of men!
Donna: I haven’t slept with HUNDREDS of men…!
Sophie: I’ve invited my dad to my wedding.
Ali: You found him!?
Sophie: Well not exactly.
Rosie: [to Tanya] This is very greek.
Donna: [hugging Sophie] Look at my baby her whole life ahead of her.
Sam Carmichael: Last time I saw your mother she said she never wanted to see me again.
Donna: [to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it’s my mother.
Rosie: [to Tanya] Typical you wait 20 years for a father and then three show up at once.
Sky: It’s my last night of freedom… which is what some might see it, but for me it’s the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.
Harry Bright: [on his sudden appearance for Sophie's wedding] I took a spontaneous holiday.
Donna: What are you doing here?
Bill: I’m writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright: I took a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael: I thought I’d drop in and say hi.
Tanya: [to Sophie] You probably don’t recognize me.
Rosie: Not with all that plastic surgery.
Harry Bright: [introducing himself] Bright. Harry Bright.
Sophie: You took my mother’s guitar!
Harry Bright: Borrowed. I got it for her. Cost me ten quid and my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. See? DS: Donna Sheridan. HB: Head Banger.
Tanya: I’m old enough to be your mother!
Rosie: Grandmother.
Rosie: [to Donna, holding up Tanya's underwear] Does she wear it or floss with it?
Tanya: Floss you!
Rosie: I’m a lone wolf!
Sophie: [reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.
Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.
Donna: I grew up.
Tanya: Well, grow back down then!
Sophie: [Bill has just realized that he might be her father] There’s something else…
Bill: Don’t tell me you have a twin sister.
Sophie: But I love Sky. I love Sky more than anything.
Tanya: [before singing 'Does Your Mother Know'] Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned.
Donna: I better be dreaming, you better not be here.
Bill: You want me to pinch you Donna?
Sam Carmichael: [after Donna falls on Harry's air bed] You always knew how to make an entrance.
Tanya: [talking about Donna's money troubles and her life in general] Yeah, but are you being taken care of?
Donna: What do you mean?
Tanya: Are you getting any?
Donna: Oh, you mean…
[turns on the screw driver, making loud noises, then says to the screw driver:]
Donna: Down, boy.








August 28, 2008 at 1:30 am
I will not be muscled out by an e-jaculation.